‘Bad in bed’ celebs — Kerry Katona ‘sh*t’ romp, ‘tiny’ manhood and 2 second bonk

For some of us, romping our celeb crush would be a dream come true – but some famous faces may not be all that they’re cracked up to be.

There are a ton of stars who gladly don’t mind dishing the dirt on their sex lives, no matter how embarrassing. After all, getting down and dirty is never always plain sailing, is it?

But it turns out even money, fame and fortune can’t buy you the skills to be good in the bedroom. Over the years, several stars have opened up on the disasters that go down beneath the sheets.

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And while it’s deemed bad manners to kiss and tell, there have also been a ton of former flames who have spilled the beans on romping these A-lister hotties. From a Hollywood icon's “really awkward” romp to Kerry Katona’s worst bonk she’s ever had, even celebs can sometimes be bad in the sack.

Now, Daily Star is taking a look at these famous faces who are said to be rubbish in bed.

Jack Whitehall

Funny man Jack Whitehall is no stranger to taking the mickey out of himself. And back in 2019, he was more than happy to make a quip about his sex life.

He said: "I am very unadventurous in the bedroom. People go, ‘Ooh, Jack what do you like in the bedroom?’ Just quick and quiet.”

Jack, who recently welcomed his first baby with Roxy Horner, went on: “Sex with me is like arriving late at the theatre and trying to find your seat. Some shuffling, a bit of shushing, a pause and then from somewhere in the darkness just a whispered, ‘Sorry’. And never an applause."

Eminem

Music superstar Eminem has had his lacklustre bedroom skills exposed by his ex-wife over the years. The rapper was married to Kim Mathers in the early 2000s.

Back in 2009, she shockingly spoke about her ex-beau’s manhood during an interview with a Detroit radio show. She said: "Sex was bad…

“Well, he's not very well endowed, and if you're going to have sex with Marshall make sure you have a little blue pill because otherwise, it does not work,” she added.

Brian McFadden

Reality TV star Kerry Katona is not afraid to air her thoughts – regardless of how savage they might be. And back in 2018, she revealed which one of exes were the worst in bed, during her UK Audience With tour.

Making light of her relationship drama, Kerry told the audience: “I've been married three times and I still don't talk to any of them. All I wanted was to be a mum and a wife and I tried to recreate that with my first husband [Brian McFadden] but the f***** left me for Brian McFadden."

She then quipped: "If you look at all my exes not one of them looks alike. For me it's about humour, you've got to make me laugh, and they all did… in bed. Only joking – George was all right in the sack, Brian was s**t."

Ashton Kutcher

Back in 2008, Hollywood star Ashton Kutcher revealed how it was “horrible” when he lost his virginity. Speaking to Details, he said: “It was out in the woods and it was horrible.

"The whole thing lasted like two seconds. It was really awkward." However, the A-lister was determined to prove he could do better. He explained: "Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was fluke and I'd gotten better."

Madonna

Queen of pop Madonna has an incredible body for a 65-year-old. But apparently, her dedication to fitness was one of the reasons for her break up with Guy Ritchie.

Madge and director Guy struck up a romance in 1999 and married in 2000. But in 2008, it was revealed that they had ended things.

And that same year, it was alleged that their lack of sex life was a big factor for their split. According to MailOnline, Madonna’s workout regime would put sex on the back burner.

Insiders at the time claimed how Madonna was "too tired to have sex.” This reportedly resulted in an "18-month dry spell."

Hugh Hefner

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Hugh Hefner shared his extravagant Playboy mansion with at least three girlfriends at any one time and reportedly had a rather wild sex life. But according to an ex lover, his skills in the bedroom were rather disappointing.

His final wife, Crystal Harris, revealed that she and Hef, who died in 2017, only had sex one time. Speaking to Howard Stern, she said: “It lasted like about two seconds.

"I was over it," she said of the tycoon’s skills. "I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry," she added.

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